In The Heat of The Moment - Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds (2014) x Okayy, i’m done for now but i might come back and add more tomorrow it’s currently like almost 3AM and i am KNACKERED, my loveliesĪLPHABET SONG CHALLENGE one song for every letterĭetrás de Una Flor - Mueran Humanos (2019) x maybe one on y’all’s pinky fingers to signify a deeper, more emotional connection- according to kai
always has to have ‘his’ in front of it, though. nicknames for you include his angel, his little lamb, his princess, his goddess (if he’s feeling a lil spicy). and might even call you mrs anderson during a cult meeting to see how you’d react, though he’d never want to marry anybody, he still considers the thought of it he buys it for you but really it’s for him. if he’s feeling extra nice he might buy you a gift or something and by that i mean either some lingerie or something that could be put on you to make you appear even more sexy in his mind. if winter ever hurt you then kai would say it’s your fault, but other than that…) also will not hesitate to murder anyone who tries to hurt you (except winter. likes to have you sitting on his lap during cult meetings sometimes to show the other men and women that you’re his number one, though he does preach about equality and if you have the same views as him, god, you’re his for life he will fall in love with you if you like mountain dew and cheetos, absolutely no hesitation. takes you out on dates every so often and steals some of your fries if you get fries, but you think it’s cute because it’s so obvious he’s doing it thinks your massages are fucking deadly when you do them (deadly means good. throws temper tantrums but sometimes if he’s feeling like a human he’ll let you run your hands through his hair to calm him down you’re sitting on the floor on a cushion between his legs as his fingers dance through your hair, braiding away the strands of hair from around your face… brushes your hair sometimes, and braids it OKAYY I'M DONE WITH THE UNHINGED ONES, here’s some soft!kai headcanons for my love, meg :)
i’m a champion at that game, i swear it babes
#RIHANNA SLEDGEHAMMER MP3 PRO#
is a pro at mario kart and can beat anyone at it, except me. had a bowl cut when he was a lickle baba and, like everyone in the world ever except jeff pfister and mutt nutter, absolutely hated bowl cuts (totally bought some of belle delphine’s bathwater when that was a thing 🤭) also looks on facebook for hot single moms to fuck. probably kanye west, because who doesn’t love yeezus? i mean kai thinks he’s god, kanye thinks he’s jesus… i’m trying to make a point here but it’s not working help 😭🫠
“…don’t listen to rap music!” listens to it. small dick energy but has a fucking sledgehammer can almost instantly hack into somebody’s phone, laptop, tablet or any other sort of technology HAHA NERD IT’S A SONG ABOUT WORLD DOMINATION!! NOO, IT'S NOT BY A GIRL! bitches can’t sing, my child.” pop out with a truck- WHAT THE FUCK HARRISON? NO, I'M NOT LISTENING TO THAT SHIT. “…call him ed sheeran he’s in love with my body, they say i just got a buck yeah get into it, yuh. would low-key do this when alone, like completely completely alone vibing to doja cat while he’s working out at the gym. is a pro at the google dinosaur run game that comes up when there’s no internet available
…but it’s ONLY when he’s alone, or so he thinks sometimes not their songs but he goes above and beyond singing in the shower, and you’d find that so cute if you caught him puts on a fucking performance in the shower. has posters of himself all over his bedroom, because what absolute madlad doesn’t? i’m taking absolutely no criticisms here, thank you :) ~ ~ and also because i’m having a moment of absolute “what the fuck-ery” right now for no reason. Girlies, gays and theys, welcome to my unhinged headcanons about (blue-haired) kai anderson that are true because i said so and what i say in this post goes :) Here he is, the main man of this post himself. Warning(s) - tw mention of murder, and also kai anderson obviously, one mention of lingerie
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